Bernanke and Paulson - Monkey Business
Posted by slowsmile on 12th October 2008
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So, as we breath a small sigh of relief and trust, the bail-out remedy has been dissolved into the financial institutions — still fizzing – and we wait for its effect. My blind and shaky faith in both Paulson’s and Bernanke’s economic capabilities reminds me of the Marx Brother’s film Monkey Business, wherein Groucho quips, “Sure I’m a doctor, where’s the horse ?”.
The secretive, adhoc and shadow-agenda-tilted remedies of these two “government employees” does not stir any faith from my bowels whatsoever. Their continued verbal flatulence - telling us nothing really - makes me wonder whether the coming Depression is, indeed, stoppable - or is it like those multitude of assured and very expensive allopathic cancer “cures”, where it is so difficult to determine whether the poor and trusting cancer patient was - in the end - killed by the cancer or the vicious “cure”. Meanwhile, the advising doctors and drugs companies get fatter and richer. I’m sure even Hippocrates himself would shudder with disgust and horror at this sick ruse…
First Paulson. His background and pure essence is Wall Street. He was an Ivy Leaguer, East coast, and was a star wrestler and footballer at college. He has a B. A. in English from Dartmouth College. Disappointingly, I can’t find any learned references to Economics within his education at all. Paulson began his work in government, moving up to work as assistant secretary to Jon Ehrlichman in the Nixon administration from 1972 - 73. From here he joined Goldman Sachs, eventually succeeding Jon Corzine to become CEO in 1998. In Wikipedia his achievements may be further summed up:
“His net worth has been estimated at over US$700 million.[9] Paulson has personally built close relations with China during his career. In July 2008 it was reported by The Daily Telegraph that: “Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson has intimate relations with the Chinese elite, dating from his days at Goldman Sachs when he visited the country more than 70 times.”"
Just before the bailout vote in the senate, Goldman Sachs (together with other major financial institutions) contributed significant funds to both McCain and Obama as well as to other major players including Senator Dodd, Head of the Senate Banking Committee. Perhaps they did this to assure safe passage of the Bailout Bill through the Senate ? See it here :
Here is evidence of who Paulson really works for :
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/v/BEumrdHOq0w]
Evidence of Political Manipulation by Goldman Sachs:
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/v/Ek7zc0lJxbM]
Ben Bernanke, the other half of the Wall Street weasel alliance, is from a different type of educational mold(mostly fungal). He graduated from from Harvard and studied at MIT obtaining a PhD in Economics, taught at Princeton and became Chairman of the Fed in 2006. His hobbies include continuous and tortuous economic study of the Great Depression, playing with his secret and gargantuan toy train set in his dark attic, quietly flossing his teeth on the strings of a rusty, Hendrix Strat-copy whilst deftly reading primo selections of old Marvel comics during his toilet ablutions, arguing incessantly with Ron Paul about the weather, and currently maintains a demonic and unstoppable fascination for the workings of The Fed’s printing press. In his address to the gathering on Milton Friedman’s 90th birthday, “Helicopter Ben” promised this:
“Let me end my talk by abusing slightly my status as an official representative of the Federal Reserve System. I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You’re right, we did it. We’re very sorry. But thanks to you, we won’t do it again.”
“…abusing slightly…” is certainly a correct description here, though it’s impact is, perhaps, just a tad under-defined. And as to his end prophesy: No comment.
In the relationship that does exists between Paulson and Bernanke - I am once again reminded of a certain excerpt from “Monkey Business” - wherein Harpo so memorably and eloquently performs “Daffy About You” so as to leave tears dribbling from my eyes…
I still laugh hopelessly at it now.
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